10 Thoughts Every Woman Has When She Sees a New Pe_nis

As much as we love this male reproductive organ, an initial encounter with one can spark some mixed emotions.

First off, if you’re in the presence of one, it’s very likely you’re about to participate in some exciting sexy time. Score.

But since his package can come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors, it’s totally normal to have a few thoughts on the status of his junk before it all goes down. Here, 10 things you’ve definitely thought after catching a glimpse of his man-parts.

1. “Woah, I definitely should not have judged this guy on his height.” Surprise—it’s huge! You did not see that one coming.