10 Thoughts Every Woman Has When She Sees a New Pe_nis

2. “Score—he’s a manscaper!” You’re not afraid of a little fuzz, but it’s definitely more enjoyable if you don’t have to maneuver around those hairs.

3. “Hmm, I’ve never seen that kind of curve before.” Like snowflakes, fingerprints, and Beyoncé’s hairstyles, no two peens are exactly alike—except maybe ones belonging to identical twins. Note to self: Google that later.

 

 

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