- Vehicles with a lift aka “Jacked Up Trucks”
Being from the South, I unfortunately witness this display of small penry on a daily basis. Other than the fact that men who drive jacked up trucks are more than likely huge douche bags who still believe women belong in the kitchen, they are definitely suffering from small pen syndrome.
This category of men is probably suffering the most, actually. As I like to say, “the bigger the lift, the smaller the pen.” A man’s pen also grows smaller with every inch of camouflage that lines his interior and/or ignorant stickers that refer to the truck they are stuck on.
These men usually exert their frustrations with their small pen by revving their engine for no reason. A man with a small pen lets his vehicle serve as his pen.
If you need further explanation regarding this topic you can refer to any country song, ever.