13 Hilariously Savage Responses To The “Why Are You Single?” Question

It doesn’t matter how much society seems to have changed— you can always count on the demonization and patronization of single women. Don’t worry, because nearly everyone has been asked this age old question. But you don’t need to take it lying down.

1. “My Bank Account And I Like It That Way.”

Living your best life.

2. “Having Hot Sex All The Time Is Awful, Isn’t It?”

Why do so many people ignore how amazing it is to be single?