13 Hilariously Savage Responses To The “Why Are You Single?” Question

5. “Because It’s 2017.”

They really shouldn’t even be asking the question.

6. “Women Are Allowed To Do That Now, Haven’t You Heard?”

Fair point.

7. “I Have Met Anyone I Love As Much As I Love Pizza.”

This was a genuine dilemma I had… for a long time.

8. “Why Aren’t You?”

Straight to the point. And probably honest.

9. “If You Met My Vibrator, You Wouldn’t Be Asking.”


You’re all I need to get by. You’re all I need to get by. You’re alllll I neeeed to get byyyyyyy.

10. “I’m Not Ready To Give Up That Onesie Life.”


11. “Why, Do You Miss It?”

They probably are. They really probably are.

12. “I’d Actually Like To Figure Myself Out First, Thanks.”

So many people don’t do this. Normally the same kind of people who ask these questions.

13. “Because I Want To Be.”

The end. Roll credits. That really should be all they need to hear.

Being single can be absolutely amazing, so don’t feel badly about showing how much you enjoy it. There’s no reason for being embarrassed just for being independent— and loving it.